It’s Not Hoarding, It’s Chicken Math – Funny Chicken Lover T-Shirt for Farm Moms & Backyard Flock Keepers

If your chicken flock keeps growing faster than you planned, you’re not alone — it’s not hoarding, it’s Chicken Math! This funny chicken t-shirt perfectly captures every chicken lover’s favorite excuse for adding “just one more chicken.”

Featuring five adorable hens lined up in vibrant farm colors, this farmhouse-style chicken shirt makes a great gift for chicken moms, poultry lovers, and homesteaders who know the struggle is real. Soft, breathable, and full of personality, it’s perfect for barn chores, egg collecting, or relaxing on the porch with your flock.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

- This classic unisex jersey tee feels like a warm hug! 🤗

- Crafted with soft cotton and a print that'll steal your heart every time. 💖

- Features ribbed knit collars for a perfect fit and taped shoulders for lasting comfort.

- Dual side seams for a durable, long-lasting tee.

- Material: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

  (Heather colors and Solid Black Blend: 52% cotton, 48% polyester)

- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))

- Retail fit with a tear-away label

- True-to-size fit

🚚 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIMES ⏳

Production Time: 1-2 days

Shipping Time: 2–7 days

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS 🌟

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

💌 FEEDBACK & QUESTIONS 💬

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We're happy to help with sizing, orders, or chicken chatter!