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Guard Goose Farm Humor Shirt
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Guard Goose Farm Humor Shirt
Color: Dark Grey Heather
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Regular price  $29.95 Sale price  $27.95
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Premium Everyday Comfort

We carefully selected high-quality garments to match our cozy, country feel:

T-Shirts: Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight, and breathable.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;-
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Sweatshirts: Gildan 1800 — classic fit, cozy fleece interior
- Premium Fabric Blend: Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), offering both coziness and durability, especially in the colder months.

Hoodies: Gildan 18500 — warm, durable, perfect for cool mornings in the barn.
- Soft & Durable: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (8 oz/yd²) — cozy warmth for chilly days.
- Exact fabric blends may vary slightly by color, but every piece is soft enough for all-day comfort and tough enough for real-life wear.

Built to Last

Quality You Can Feel – We use premium, trusted garment blanks known for their comfort, durability, and long-term wear.

Reinforced Stitching – Double-needle construction at key stress points (shoulders, sleeves, cuffs, and hems) helps maintain structure wash after wash.

Comfort-First Fabric – Soft, breathable cotton blends for everyday tees and cozy fleece interiors for sweatshirts and hoodies.

Shape Retention – Ribbed cuffs, waistbands, and side-seamed construction help your fit stay true over time.

Tag-Free Comfort – Tear-away labels for smooth, itch-free wear from day one.

Made for real life — whether you're in the barn, in the garden, or just bringing country vibes to town.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee – Love your Farm Fauna gear or send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No stress, no hassle.

Printed in the USA – All U.S. orders are printed and shipped right here at home for quality you can trust and delivery you can count on.

Made Just for You – Each item is printed to order, so if there’s ever an issue with your purchase, reach out and we’ll make it right.

Simple, honest, and built on good country values.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive an email with your tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

From print press to porch swing — you’ll know exactly where it is.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.